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Joke of the Day
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."
Next Joke
"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."
"People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void."
"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."
"What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing? You can say sorry at a funeral."
"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min I come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."
"What's not 50% off today? Health insurance"
"How was 9/11 an inside job? If the planes came from the outside."
"Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. Who's there? Not mommy. Ever again."
"Her:""What do you do?"" Me:""I teach astronomy."" Her:""OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?"" Me:""Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."""