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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
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"Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The more money you have, the more options you have."
"Hard to take the guy who made my sandwich seriously as an ""artisan"" when he seems so unperturbed by the way I rape his art"
"What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!"
"Why do people throw coins into foutains? Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents."
"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."
"I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said ""Oh, I thought you were the radio."" Flattered, she asked ""Did you come to listen?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I came to turn it off."""
"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."
"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"
"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."