159800

Joke of the Day

"I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it's a bit of a stretch."

"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with five guys ? All she came back with was a red snapper."

"When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home."

"A CHICKEN AND AN EGG A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, ""Well, I guess that solves that question."""

"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"

"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"

"Him: You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck. Me: I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs."

"My son asked me what it's like to be a parent so I woke him up at 3 a.m. to let him know that I couldn't sleep."

"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""