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Joke of the Day
"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"
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"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."
"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."
"What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes"
"Sometimes I'll send a tweet, notice a typo in it, delete it, re-send it, notice a different typo, unplug computer, change my name and move."
"What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays? Ramadamadan."
"""You can be anything!"" Okay I'm going to be Kanye west ""Josh that's not what I meant"" Shhhh *puts my finger to her lips* It's Kanye now"
"Computers are like old testament gods. Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet."
"What did the sphinx say? What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme? Egypt me!"
"My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas..... We're going to church."