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Joke of the Day

"My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas..... We're going to church."

"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"

"4-year-old: Why does mom always yell at you? Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid?"

"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."

"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"

"Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door."

"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."

"WTF is a palindrome? No it isn't."

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"How does a virgin pop her cherry? by using a bottle opener"