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Joke of the Day
"What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays? Ramadamadan."
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"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark"
"What do you call the kids claiming ""We don't need no education""? Comfortably Dumb"
"So Twilight jokes - What does a vampire call a used tampon? A teabag."
"There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese."
"These days HD is so good, when you watch an NFL game you can see the murder evidence."
"Probably not a good sign when my favorite thing to do in the whole world is be unconscious for 8 hours"
"What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee!"
"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."