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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the guy who posted about a mod's cousin? Once removed."
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"Just saw The Imitation Game & it was FILLED with historical inaccuracies about World War II. They don't even mention Captain America at all."
"Gay guys are fucking assholes"
"Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape."
"How do you cook a stoned ham? 420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving"
"Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!"
"My wife calls my penis Nicolas Cage It's highly temperamental and tends to go off for no reason at all."
"My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"Can you believe they're still together after all that crap?!? (Who?) MY BUTTCHEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"