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Joke of the Day
"How do you cook a stoned ham? 420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving"
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"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"
"Why do political yes-men use so much Raid? Because they're sycophants!"
"My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think he borrows it while I'm asleep"
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches."
"How come Justin Bieber doesn't like to shop at Sports Authority? Because he likes Dick's."
"Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop?? He got battered!!"
"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how immature am I? 69"