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Joke of the Day
"How do you cook a stoned ham? 420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving"
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"5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun."
"How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose."
"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"
"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"
"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"
"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."
"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."
"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."
"How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die? Through the windu!"