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Joke of the Day
"Can you believe they're still together after all that crap?!? (Who?) MY BUTTCHEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"""Ebola"" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?"
"What do you call a baby bull? A bully!"
"A family books a room in a hotel... ... The father goes and says to the receptionist and says I hope the pornography is disabled here and the receptionist goes its normal pornography you sick bastard."
"[HORRIBLE] What is the best-selling treat in Rwanda? A Tutsi Roll."
"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."
"It's better to have loved and lost, than live with the idiot for the rest of your life!"
"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."
"What do you call to a dog with no legs ? NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways :P"