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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it."
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"Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !"
"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"
"I hate how guys with tiny penises try to overcompensate with flashy cars. You're not fooling anyone, ambulance drivers!!"
"Wind turbines. I'm a big fan."
"Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication."
"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""
"For her birthday, I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"What happened when a heart robs a bank? It gets put under cardiac arrest."
"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."