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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it."
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"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "
"How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer."
"What happens when a cannibal decides to go vegan? They start eating vegetables."
"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?"
"Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."
"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""
"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""
"Hamlet, but starring a pig. We call it: Hamlet. Let me explain"