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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?"

"Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... I always get Off."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard."

"Women can't go to heaven Because God said there would be peace in heaven."

"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."

"What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? They both stop working when the chain comes off."

"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."

"What do nazis eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"

"I use Reaganomics when I take a shower by only washing my hair, and letting the shampoo trickle down to clean the rest of me."

"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"