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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."
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"How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I'll let you know if we can be friends."
"Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China? All the dongs."
"Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt."
"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"
"What does a Stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."
"Anytime a person with a journalism degree writes a story about a celebrity getting bangs, Walter Cronkite punches an angel."
"20/20 asking Bobby Brown about his having sex with a ghost... "" What?! No, I'm sorry - I said it was a goat! """
"Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore?"
"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."