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Joke of the Day

"What does a Stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."

"5 and I are playing ""guess the number I'm thinking of"" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!"

"The orgy I hosted last night was a real letdown. Nobody came."

"I want to start a coffee shop that only plays ambient/electronic music... and call it Brian Beano."

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker... Cant wait to see my new cock"

"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"

"What is better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"

"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""

"Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors"