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Joke of the Day

"What does a Stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."

"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

"The man who invented distorted mirrors has died. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."

"This election feels like Tim Burton was writing and directing it and halfway through Quentin Tarantino took over."

"TIFU by bringing on the wrong player Oops, wrong sub Please^dont^hate^me"

"A candle is my girlfriend... She is very hot"

"""You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica."" - people without kids"

"What's the first thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield. Its asshole."

"Copyright In India copyright means the right to copy."

"I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high"