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Joke of the Day
"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"
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"What do two Wrights make? A plane"
"Why can't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face."
"Sexist double Standard: ""If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called a slut..."" But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo."
"Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card."
"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"
"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."
"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"
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"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."