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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure..."

"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"What did O say to Q? XYZ."

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Creepy. ""Creepy who?"" This is a nice bedroom you have."

"Shout out to little yappy dogs. Literally everything you bark at could eat you."

"What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl? Where she puts the cucumber.."

"No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here."

"Please stop calling it ""Black Friday"" That's offensive. It's ""African American Day Before Saturday"""