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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."

"""Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow?"" ""No it's not. Here, try!"""

"I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog... ...now he's gone."

"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."

"Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."

"Just one look at any Smurf's balls and you can tell he's horny as hell."

"My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house"

"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."