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Joke of the Day
"Trump winning the election I did nazi that coming"
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"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""
"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."
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"Every kiss begi... K"