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Joke of the Day
"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."
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"It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS"
"Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again."
"I worry my life exists only so an angel can show the successful me from an alternate universe a vision of how much worse it could have been."
"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"
"Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-How to pick up Satan"
"I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents."
"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"
"What do authors do when they are being chased? They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!"
"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."