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Joke of the Day
"What were Marco Rubio's first words? ""Hello, World!"""
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"funniest joke i've ever heard. womens's rights."
"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""
"Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy? They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen."
"Hitler's proofreader for Mein Kampf was literally a Grammar Nazi."
"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"
"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... microwaved for 69 seconds."
"I've grown an interest with Mussolini's Italy. I guess you can call it a fascistnation."
"You can't always get what you want, but if you cry loud enough you'll at least have the satisfaction of making everyone really uncomfortable"