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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my steak.... Pink in the middle and not bloody. *I'll see myself out*"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"

"[date] HER: no more Scooby Doo imitations ME: ok WAITER: today's special is baby octopus ME: [Shaggy voice] zoinks HER: I'm done ME: ruh roh"

"What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice"

"Thanks to advertisements I know I need to help the diseased, the pregnant and those dying of cancer... And then have a smoke."

"#hashtag From the stoners who brought you ""420"" and ""hella"" comes the hot new game Hash Tag!! cause, i mean, come on...regular tag just isn't that fun."

"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."

"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"I compulsively open my refrigerator in hopes that the portal to the other world has opened up. It hasn't so I had some cheese."

"Less than 1 month without a pope.... .....and we've already cured HIV."