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Joke of the Day

"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"

"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"

"The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same? I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally"

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"

"Coming Out Girl: Dad Dad: yeah? Girl; I have Bad News Dad: What Is It Sweetie?? Girl: I'm A Lesbian... Dad: Ok... Other Sister: I'm Lesbian Too Dad: Does Anyone In This Family Like Boys!!! Son; I Do"

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea river"

"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."