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Joke of the Day

"Coming Out Girl: Dad Dad: yeah? Girl; I have Bad News Dad: What Is It Sweetie?? Girl: I'm A Lesbian... Dad: Ok... Other Sister: I'm Lesbian Too Dad: Does Anyone In This Family Like Boys!!! Son; I Do"

"2 guys walked into a bar.. You'd think the second one would've ducked."

"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."

"Why did Ernest Hemingway kill himself? He was paid per word."

"Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. It never gets old."

"How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest? You tell him... ""that's definitely a win sir"". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/"

"I wish there was an app that would let you take a picture of a woman and then it would tell you if she was into guys with race car beds."

"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"

"What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion? Well, the cross was a big plus"

"""I just threw up in my mouth a little."" - Cows"