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Joke of the Day
"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."
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"What kind of tree would have the best bark? Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P"
"What title do a sandwich and an occupation in the porn industry share? The Fluffernutter."
"Like my parents always said, ""you're in the wrong house, you live next door""."
"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."
"I just watched a show about burritos spinning in a circle because my television's broken and my microwave's not."
"What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on? It twerked."
"How many plates do you need to draw a picture? Tenplates"
"3 women at a bar Talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage. One fits a cucumber. The other falls down the bar stool"
"Relax, folks. The dentist apologized for killing #CecilTheLion after he found out Cecil was famous. He meant to murder a NON-famous lion."