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Joke of the Day

"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"

"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."

"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came."

"Why are penguins so shy? They always get cold feet."

"Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that."

"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."

"You know your relationship is losing its spark when your wife wears a rape whistle to bed."

"What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common? Both will never get a college degree."

"Getting a caricature drawing of yourself is basically the only time you pay money for someone to brutally own you."

"(Thought of this tonight) I saw my cat go under the porch. I thought it might give birth. Then it became a parent."