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Joke of the Day

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"""

"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."

"I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens"

"What does your mom and a rain forest have in common? If you look deep enough in the bush, you might find a cockatoo."

"Its disgusting and derogatory to call a gay man a fruit How could something so pure and sweet be compared to a homosexual!!!"

"The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so."

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"

"Knock Knock Whos there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin they hatin"

"What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends..."