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Joke of the Day

"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""

"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"

"biggest lie in the word. i love wife"

"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

"I slipped and fell outside today... and when I got up, my wallet and keys were missing. Must've been black ice."

"""Honey"" said Mrs. Beldon to her husband ""Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."" ""Encyclopedia my eye!"" exclaimed Beldon. ""Let him walk to school like I did."""

"*leaves a ""beautiful eyes"" comment on all your leg selfies"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number...you've probably never heard of it."

"I rang my boss and asked him ""what is the difference between work and your daugter?"" ""I won't be coming into work today!"""

"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."