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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"
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"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"
"I hope the all-female Ghostbusters reboot proves once and for all women are as equally out of ideas as men"
"My wife and I are both feminists But I'm a man so I'm a bit better than her at it"
"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."
"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."
"Taco guy: guac costs extra Obi Wan: [wafts hand] guac is free Taco Guy: guac is free... Anakin: why'd u even pay for the taco? Obi Wan: dammit"
"Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now"
"I used to pretend that broccoli florets were treetops and I was a giant eating up the forest while my Dad pretended he had a manly son."
"Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !"