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Joke of the Day

"I like how politicians always address us like we are positive, civic-minded, motivated people. I think we're all a bunch of fat jerks."

"First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes it could stop a clock."

"[At Adele Concert] Adele: Hello from the other siiiiiide Me (shouting): Tell us your surname"

"I didnt just read it I Reddit"

"My Dyslexic Cat thinks she has "" P "" no. of lives."

"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""

"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"

"Q: What lives in the sea and yells? A: A clam shouter."

"What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."