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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"
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"Ever since my wife had her toes amputated I can't stand to be around her. I guess I'm *lack toes* intolerant."
"ELF: Santa one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen."
"Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*"
"[offensive] what do you call a white outlet White power"
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... It's women who make it hard!"
"Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt."
"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."
"mom: no TV for a week! dad: and after you take a bath you can't use your hands to get out of the tub *sons jaw drops* mom: [whispers] nice"