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Joke of the Day

"Didn't know true sadness until I accidentally pressed a button on my iPhone camera and saw my face from 2 inches away."

"My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house. Let's see that baby try and get in here now."

"Why is apple afraid of microsoft? because 7 8 10"

"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""

"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."

"What will Stevie Wonder's next album be called? Songs In the Key Of Death"

"Moms that name their daughters Stacy are the real narcissists."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke."

"The 1670s called. Not sure how."

"Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He's at the community college teaching word to your mother."