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Joke of the Day
"Q: What lives in the sea and yells? A: A clam shouter."
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"Ugh, I accidentally spoiled the new Spider-Man movie for myself by seeing ""Spider-Man"" 10 years ago."
"Tim's father has three sons: Snap, crackle, and...? Tim"
"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god"
"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""