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Joke of the Day
"What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"
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"What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito."
"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"
"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."
"Based on her color and size Snookie would make a great buoy."
"Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece."
"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."
"I'm so lazy, if autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I put my phone down."
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"
"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"