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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What did the farmer say when he got caught watching porn? Amishamed of myself."

"No matter how spicy your sex life is ... If he's a two-thymer; cumin in that ginger Rosemary, my sage advice ... would bay to leaf him."

"racist joke, any better? What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks, they both get Laid by mexicans"

"And the Lord said to John, 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"Can we just hold the power button down on America and see if that fixes anything?"

"Happy Mother's Day Reddit! What did you get your mom?"

"The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time."

"Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas. Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160."

"So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys ""Aren't you going to do something?"" My wife asked. ""Nah, six should be enough."" (Les Dawson)"

"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."