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Joke of the Day
"Pope John Paul is being sainted. What a snub to Pope George Ringo."
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole."
"Where's the safest place to keep a Man-eating toilet? The women's room."
"Shopping at Walmart to test my immune system."
"Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion"
"My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league."
"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."
"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."
"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""