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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em."
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"When I heard about Ferguson.. ...I assumed it related to Sir Alex Ferguson"
"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."
"Where does Noah store his bees? The ark-hives."
"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."
"Gas is so fracking expensive these days."
"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"
"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"
"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."