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Joke of the Day

"Don't go chasin' waterfalls. If a waterfall isn't staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the ref was blowing fowls."

"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."

"Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one? Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted."

"I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, ""We need to talk!"""

"What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? Forget-me-knots!"

"What does a rich physicist wear? Joulery!"

"Every time I get a birthday card with money in it, I pretend not to notice the money and ""read"" the card."

"Batman sure has a weird habit of purposely leaving his soft lips exposed."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."