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Joke of the Day
"Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you."
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"I made up a new word plagiarism"
"What Austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar."
"Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me' he wrote back."
"My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gags*"
"""I suffer from CDO ... ...Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!"""
"I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no ""super"" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King"
"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"
"Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles? Madagascar"