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Joke of the Day

"2 muffins sitting in the oven. First one says ""Damn it's hot in here"". Second one says ""Oh shit! A talking muffin""."

"How often do women become completely unreasonable? Periodically."

"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies. ^^^^Sorry"

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"

"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"

"the best thing about being in a relationship is you can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want"

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"

"Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte."

"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."

"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"