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Joke of the Day

"the best thing about being in a relationship is you can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want"

"What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off? It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German."

"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.."

"Damn girl are you Lassie? Because you're acting like a bitch."

"You cant have crisis without ISIS"

"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."

"Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century."

"Did you hear about the silent performer that got sent to jail? He was sodomimed"

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I take a nap."

"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."