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"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"
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"Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly."
"I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds"
"I like my women like I like my carrots... Chopped up, in a plastic bag at the back of the freezer."
"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""
"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"
"What's a greater Pressure, the impact of Earth hitting the sun, the impact of Earth hitting the moon, or Republican demands for Carson and Kasich to drop out? Please discuss. Thanks."
"Name three things that come in a little yellow box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen."
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"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""