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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"

"So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball. What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball"

"Whenever I stub my toe I automatically blame and hate the next person I see."

"Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison."

"Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!"

"You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"

"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun."

"Do the right thing. Not right away, but like after you get called out."

"My girlfriend doesn't think I can think fix the electric shower. Well, she's in for a shock"