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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
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"Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops."
"These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order."
"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis"
"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."
"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? (gotta love the classics) You can unscrew a light bulb"
"Hey mind if I try some of your chloroform? Sure knock yourself out."
"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."
"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"