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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
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"What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine."
"What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer? Ask the NSA for a backup."
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead while i give these two a lift."
"One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends."
"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"
"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea. I wouldn't pay $300 to let a lentil on my face."
"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."
"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"