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Joke of the Day

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"

"I was going to make a joke about salt ,but then i thought . . . Na"

"Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race."

"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."

"Usian Bolt's favourite country? I-ran ;)"

"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"

"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"

"""1990 called, they want their shirt back."" ""...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"""

"Particle physics joke The bartender yells, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"Dirty skanks are not prime mates"