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Joke of the Day

"Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte."

"Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes? It takes 21 days to make a habit."

"Why did the car swerve off the road? It hit the chicken. Bazing!"

"Arteries have a special place in my heart"

"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"

"What do you have in a room full of tweakers? A full set of teeth."

"2 Muffins are sitting in the oven... Muffin 1: ""it's really hot in here"" Muffin 2: ""holy shit! A talking Muffin!"""

"What's the difference between a Unicorn and a cop who treats black people fairly? Nothing; they both don't exist."

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"There is no solid evidence of global warming... ...it all melted."