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Joke of the Day

"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."

"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."

"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."

"I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office"

"How about a baseball cap that says ""BALD"", so you can cover your gross bald head, but when you take it off no one is surprised/disappointed?"

"""I saw a flock of cows today"" ""Flock of cows?"" ""Yes a flock of cows"" ""Herd of cows?"" ""Of course I've heard of cows, I saw a flock of them!"""

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."

"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""

"I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet? Precubescent"