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Joke of the Day
"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""
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"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a plane crash. Who survives? Not the joke."
"I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves... They're conceded"
"Nobody cares about Nihilism. The punchline."
"What does raccoon say to a lion king Raccoon say raccoon a matama ... Thank u my son"
"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"
"Do vegetarian cops... ....go on stakeouts?"
"[boy spreads his little arms] Boy: i love you this much daddy! Neil deGrasse Tyson: on a universal scale, that is an alarmingly small amount"
"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."
"You could've told me that wasn't your real name before I got the tattoo."