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Joke of the Day

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"

"Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games? 'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass."

"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."

"Nuts What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""

"This morning i had an eye opening expereince. Damn alarm clock"

"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."

"A UDP packet walks into a I would tell you another UDP joke but you might not get it."

"[first date] I'm sorry, I fiddle when I get nervous ""That's okay"" Yeah.... *jams out epic fiddle solo for the rest of the date*"

"What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."