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Joke of the Day

"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."

"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."

"Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!"

"How do you say ""Fuck you"" in American Sign Language? Lift your hand up and put all fingers down except your middle finger."

"How did the mermaid get into a car crash? ...because she was fish tailing!"

"Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant? She was told to do an essay in school."

"I called a guy with dwarfism a 'midget' He was a little offended"

"Did you guys see the stock prices of brussel sprouts today? They really blew up...."

"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."

"I believe what politicians say about as much as I believe the person who says, ""I never got that text."""