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Joke of the Day

"How about a baseball cap that says ""BALD"", so you can cover your gross bald head, but when you take it off no one is surprised/disappointed?"

"How is Disneyland like Viagra? An hour wait for a 30 second ride."

"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse."

"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both ran away."

"What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership? My newt."

"Yes Pony Express? I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?"

"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak."

"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."

"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"