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Joke of the Day
"I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office"
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"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."
"My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show."
"I ate at this restaurant last night. After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs. That cost me a fortune"
"A man went to the doctors... He said ""Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"" The doctor had him sectioned and detained under the Mental Health Act"
"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to put OJ Simpson's knife on display? He was caught trying to frame it"
"SPELLING BEE: spell ""configurable"" ME: C-O-N-F-I-G-U-R-A-B-- SPELLING BEE: (interupting) yes i am a bee but i fail to see why thats relevant"
"What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC."
"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one."
"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep."